Divine Happenstance Bonus

Buggy’s note:

So, as a fanfic writer and avid reader, Bella sometimes happens upon the strangest things when she wants to find new stories to read herself. She tends to avoid first time posters, but sometimes her curiosity gets the best of her.

Meeko and I were fucking around with stuff. We were on a paranormal video date via skype and fucked around. This is one of the results. Decided it was a good bonus thing for whatever because it’s good and bad and too bad to post it as something separate. (If that makes sense) So we wrote a little thing, Meeko and I.

So, without further ado… here’s a story Bella happened upon. It appears to be Ghost Adventures/Twilight. Bella/Jasper.

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FIC TITLE: EVIL TOUCH
AUTHOR: OLDTREEOLDTOWN
NOTE: MY FIRST FIC. DON’T LIKE, DONT COMMENT! HATERS BACK OFF! BUT DO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! JASPER IS NON-COLD ONE DUE TO IT BEING EASIER TO BLEND IN WITH HUMANS FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY!

DEVICES USED:

SB7: SPIRIT BOX 7 IS A BOX THAT USES RADIO FREQUENCIES THAT CHANGE SO FAST IT DOESNT CATCH STATION VOICES BUT ALLOWS SPIRITS TO SPEAK THROUGH TO THE LIVING WORLD.

3D MAPPING: ALLOWS USERS TO SEE IF THERE MAY BE UNSEEN ENTITIES LURKING IN THE FORM OF STICK FIGURES ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN. SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD GOOGLE THAT. ITS COOL!

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Zak: I was just touched by something evil! Did you get it!

Aaron: Uhhh

Nick: hmm… I don’t know?

Zak: I felt it. I felt it so bad.

Bella: There’s nothing here.

Jasper: Are this fuckers for real? Should I show them something real?

Bella: You stay out of this or I’ll make them come out and whoop your ass.

Jasper: You really know how to turn me on!

Zak: Can you two stop your foreplay! I think I was just molested by a spirit!

Jasper: Again, there’s nothing here, but if we go a few corridors down…

Zak: I think we should set up an SB7 box…

Aaron and Nick walks down the corridor ignoring Zak…

Zak: You guys!

Jasper: So…

A few minutes later: Bella: Hey guys! Look what I’ve got? *pulls marbles from her pocket and sits down on the floor* Wanna play?

Nick and Aaron sets up cameras on her…

Bella: So I have these marbles and they’re yours. You can do whatever you want with them, just try not to aim for heads, okay?

*one marble flies for Jasper’s groin*

Jasper: Fuckers! What did I ever do to you?!

*evp*dead…

*evp* Giggles
*evp* Nick.

Nick: What was that?

Bella: *rolls eyes* Come sit with us, Nick. They want you to play with the marbles too.

Nick: Really? *puts camera down and makes way over nervously and joins her*

*Jasper watches on annoyed*

Nick: So uh… who are we playing with?

Bella: Nathaniel

*evp* Nate

Aaron: Let me set up the SB7 and 3D mapping…

*after setting up…*
*static* KISS *static*

Jasper: Oh hell no…

Bella: Are you playing jokes now?

*static*MARRY*static*KILL *static*

Bella: Well fine. I’d kiss Aaron, marry Nick and kill Jasper.

Jasper: THat’s fucked up Bella. I should quit right now.

*static*SURVIVE*static*CULLEN*

Jasper: ALRIGHT THAT”S ENOUGH.

Bella turning to Jasper: Hey, go outside and play. Take a hike.

Jasper: Sure. I’ll take your buddy Zak with me. *cheesy grin*

Bella: Don’t break him. I think he’s close to breaking anyway.

Jasper: I’m hungry anyhow. We’re going back after this, yes?

*static*BLOOD*static*

Aaron: What?

Nick: Oh, that’s freaky.

Bella: Nobody will draw blood, children. We were playing with Marbles and Jasper is going to leave now.

*static*NO*static*STAY*static*

Bella: Yes. He’s going to leave because you’re getting too crazy. I can feel it and you’re making me crazy. Calm down.

Aaron: Uhh guys? There’s like so many stickfigures around you, it’s insane.

Nick leans over to look and looks over at Jasper who appears bored: There is one hanging on Jasper

Jasper: I’m not a monkey’s uncle…well, I am, but…Not this one.

Bella: Jasmine thinks you’re cute.

static*MINE*static*

Jasper: Funny. I prefer the brunette on the floor thanks.

Bella gets hit by marbles: HEY!

Nick: Oh, this is awesome! Zak! Come look! Are you seeing this, Aaron?

Aaron: Yeah but we need to get her out of here! It’s getting dangerous now!

Jasperl moves to go block the marbles from Bella: Stop this now! *freezes and growls*

Bella: *whispers* You need to leave before they drain you.

Jasper smiles at her: Perhaps you should leave. I quite like it here.

Bella looks at Jasper: Oh lordy. Uhh… Nick, Aaron, you need to leave. Take your equipment with you. There’s a guy down the hall you might find interesting.

Nick: Why? What’s wrong? He’s looking possessed. I can’t leave you alone with him. You can get hurt.

Bella – calmly, taking Jasper’s hand: I’m not alone with him. Nathaniel is here and so is Rodney, but you need to leave.

Aaron: Look, you got some great evidence and while we trust that you believe that the spirits can help you, you have to understand that we aren’t able to get to that point. We’ve seen possession too with our friends.

Bella – sighing, gets to her feet and spins Jasper around so he’s facing Nick and Aaron with his back: What do you need?

Jasper smiled and sighed: A mommy? You want the job? *runs a finger over her cheek*

Bella – blinks -: Well, I can’t be your mommy, but have you ever seen this big bright light?

Jasper: Scary.

Bella: Oh, it may look that way, sweetheart, but trust me, it’s not. It’s got all the love you need right inside of it.

Jasper: You’re lying, I’m staying.

Bella *puts hand on Jasper’s face, gently caressing it*: Jasmine, you can’t stay in Jasper. I mean, you could stay here at the orphanage with the other children, that’s fine. I could bring you some more toys to play with and maybe come and visit you every once in a while, how’s that?

Jasper: I don’t like people very much. Most of them are meanies. More marbles?

Bella: I could give you an entire box of marbles you guys could use to hit the meanies with.

Jasper: Really?

Bella: Uhuh. If that makes you happy, I could totally do that for you. But I need you to release Jasper back to me.

Jasper: He’s so strong!

Bella: You don’t need him. But I do, because you know that there are meanies out there and I need him to protect me from them. What am I going to do when you’re keeping him?

Jasper: Will you and him come back together? Without everyone else?

Bella: Yes.

Jasper: Promise?

Bella: Pinky swear. *holds up pinky, shakes it with Jasper*

Jasper*lets out breath, eyes focus on Bella*: Oh, that was weird.

Bella *smiles*: Welcome back. I believe we just became surrogate parents to ghost kids.

Jasper: Peter would never let me live that down.

Bella: just so you know, our kids are called Jasmine, Nate and Rodney. *pats cheek* Let’s get out of here, the kids are done playing for now. You feeling ok?

Nick: glad you’re back, Jasper

Zak – finally arrives: what’s going on? What happened? I got lost! Did you see something?

A few weeks later, Jasper and Bella join Nick, Zak and Aaron at a haunted prison.

Bella *wraps arms around herself*: I don’t like it here. I tend to avoid these places.

Zak: Now, just to make it absolutely clear; the guys and I have done a walk through, and you haven’t been here yet, right?

*whisper to Bella*Hello Hotstuff*Come to me*

Bella *whines*: Oh, that’s disturbing.

*evp on camera*HELLO…*garbled words*COME*

Bella: Where do you want me to go?

*whisper chuckles*ON MY LAP SWEETHEART*various laughing around her*

Zak *points at Bella*: Camera on her at all times. Let’s go.

Jasper: Bells?

Bella *whines*: Bad bad bad bad bad bad… I don’t like it here. I kinda don’t want to move.

Nick: Don’t be afraid.

Bella: Easy for you to say, you don’t hear what they’re saying.

Jasper: What are they saying?

Bella: Just think about it. I’m the only female in a male only prison. I feel violated by just hearing their words. Vile.

Nick hesitates and nods: We won’t let you do any sessions alone then. Let’s follow Zak and Aaron and see what the equipment can pick up.

*LOUD BANG*

Zak – from the distance: OH MY GOD!

Bella: Zak can go to that section. They are trying to – convince me to go and not for good reasons either.

Nick: Alright, so where are we going? Mess hall?

Bella *laughs nervously*: There’s this guy here telling me that there was a mass murder in the messhall during a riot. I suppose we could go, but I’m not going inside.

*evp on camera*NOT SAFE… LEAVE*

Jasper: Well, that’s the whole point, isn’t it? We come here to investigate. We’re not going to leave.

Bella *glares*: You guys are safe here. I’m not. They want to kill me so they can use me for their- interests. And I don’t think that I’m strong enough to keep them from taking over.

Jasper: Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.

Bella *winces*: Please go babysit Zak, you’re this huge antenna they’re feeding off of.

Nick: Yeah, you guys never told me how that works, what’s the deal with that?

Jasper: I got hit in the head, a lot. Metal plates and shit.

Bella smiled: He has a long ancestry that is connected to some violent deaths which sort of boosted his bloodline. Revolutionary War, Civil War soldiers for example. It can be a good thing or a very bad thing, like tonight. I really think he should go stick with Zak. He’d be happy as a pig in mud for what he might get and Aaron could help us.

Jasper: Will you be safe if I switch with Aaron, darling?

Bella: Safer. Not safe, but safer. If I feel like I’m done, I’ll let you know and we can go outside. Just watch your back and don’t let them take you over. *pauses to listen to the friendly guy* Don’t go to C-Block. There’s this one dark entity that tries to latch himself onto the strongest of any group that come to investigate because he wants to leave. Final jail break, sort to speak.

Jasper: Nah, I’ll be fine. We got blessed by priests before came here. *skips off*

Nick: He’s such a happy go lucky guy.

Bella: Most of the time.

Nick: So, who’s this guy talking to you then?

Bella: His name is Ray. He was convicted of raping his mother and sister, but it was his father, not him. Ray was innocent, is innocent. He got killed during the riot trying to protect the lunch lady. *listens* He even wants you to check him out to let you know that I’m telling the truth. Raymond Burgess was his name. Lived in the orange cat in New Jersey?

Nick: Orange Cat?

Evp on camera: *Garfield*

Bella *shrugs*: I don’t know. But yeah, he doesn’t want me to go to the mess hall but if you want to see things, we definitely should go.

*Aaron arrives, looking confused as he glances over his shoulder.*

Aaron: I swear I kept seeing something following me.

Nick: Really? Want to go back and check it out?

*Bella whines some more as she glances in the direction where Aaron came from.*

Aaron: You okay?

Bella: No, I don’t like it here. That way is bad, the messhall is bad, straight ahead is bad, whereever I go isn’t safe. But I thought we settled on going to the mess hall anyway.

Aaron scratches his head: Maybe you should sit this one out with Jay and radio in when you see stuff. He’s up in the guard tower.

Bella *looks up* *laughs*: Oh, trust me, he’s going to have an experience shortly, just waiting for the right moment.

Nick: Who’s with Jay?

Bella *listens to Ray*: A guard…

Nick: Is the guard on some inmate’s payroll?

Bella: …no…

Nick: Would it be a problem for you to be up there then?

Bella: …It would be entertaining when he strikes. But still, I’d have to go passed all those ghosts up there and… no. I’m not going up there. Mess hall guys. *points*

Aaron: There is an underground access to the tower from the floor below. You don’t have to go through the mess.

Bella: The tunnels were used to do horrible things to inmates out of sight. Or to hide the badly hurt ones when a governour came. This is a bad place. Ray doesn’t want me to go either. You could set up the 3d mapping at the door, get a good view of the mess hall. *opens the door* Oh, hello…

*evp*FEMALE*

Bella *steps back behind guys*: Not good, not good at all. They definitely know I’m here.

Nick: Hey guys, she’s friendly and she’s a nice person. You will not attack her or make any rude comments. If you want to do something, you can do it to me.

*evp*FUCK OFF-NICK*

Nick: Awesome. *walks in further* Oh, I feel someone touching my ass.

Bella from door: And you wonder why I didn’t want to go in there? Ray says that guy likes pretty boys.

Aaron *finishes setting up 3d mapping*: Well, yeah, that’s Nick alright. Hey, Nick? Want the SB7?

Nick scowling as he glares around the room for spirit that touched him: I’m almost afraid of what it would say at this point.

*sound of bench being flipped in the messhall*

SB7: FIGHT…. FIGHT…. FIGHT…. KILL THE BITCH…. YOU’D … THROUGH ME FIRST

Bella: I think we have enough. Let’s go back now…

Nick: Aaron, you good to stay here for a while? Keep an eye on things?

Aaron: Sure. It’s strange though, there’s nothing showing up on the 3d mapping. You’d think with the amount of activity there’d be something.

Bella peered around the door and listened carefully: They aren’t strangers to it and are laughing at you because they aren’t letting themselves be seen. *something tugs on her hair* I’m done. I’ll go wait at the truck for you guys to finish.

ZAK – yells in the distance, then it dies out, followed by a body thud –

Jasper appears out of nowhere: Thirsty. So thirsty. So… hungry.

Bella sighs: Jasper, what did you do?

Jasper *pulls Bella against him*: Oh, I don’t know, sugar, you tell me.

Bella *tenses*: He was annoying but that wasn’t necessary. What about his friends? Who are you?

Jasper: I could just eat you right now… or oh… drag you off, strip you…

Bella *whispers a cleansing prayer repeatedly that she’d learned early on when she begun these investigations*

Jasper: Fuck you mercilessly until you scream for mercy… and even then… I’d continue…

Nick: Hey, buddy, back off.

Bella *shakes head at Nick while continuing prayer over and over again*

Aaron *wants to help but is being stopped by something*: What the…

SB7: *ALLOW HER*

Aaron: To do what?

SB7: *TRUST*

Jasper: That’s not gonna help, little girl, like you said, you’re not strong enough. *grabs her by the throat and pushes her up the wall* Look at that. Fuck off, Ray. She’s mine.

Bella *wheezes*: GUARD!

Jasper: BITCH!

Bella *drops to the floor, keeping an eye on Jasper but feels the dark energy leave his body, sighs in relief*: Thank fuck that worked.

Jasper *shakes his head but is still angry from experience*

Jasper *shoots over to Aaron and sinks teeth into his neck*

Bella *whines*: Don’t eat our friends when there are cameras rolling!

Jasper *drops a dead Aaron and starts for Nick with a growl*

Bella *steps in front of Nick*: No!

Jasper *scowling*: Out of all this wankers, he deserves to die the most. You said to marry him and kill me!

Bella: Yeah because killing you would bring you back anyway. It was a stupid game.

Jasper: STILL NOT FAIR! YOU’RE MY GIRL!

Bella: Well, then you should ask me if I want to marry you!

Nick *stands stupified*: ….Vampires exist?

Bella and Jasper turns to Nick:WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT HERE SO SHUT UP!

3 Comments:

  1. I laughed at most of their antics.

  2. I think in the actual story Bella would be super offended with Jasper due to this story when they meet and let Kol kill him. ASAFP.

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